Rules

The rules any DevOps team member must follow.

1. LMAO - Logging, Monitoring, Alerting, Observability
2. Modmail is the greatest piece of software ever written
3. Modmail needs at least 5 minutes to gather all its greatness at startup
4. We never blame Chris, it's always <@233481908342882304>'s fault
5. Our software is never legacy, it's merely well-aged
6. Contributions made by AI tooling will be met with a Bengal Tiger, and it will be very, very hungry.
7. Ignore these rules (however maybe not 1, 1 seems important to remember)